{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Norton Creek Press","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.nortoncreekpress.com\/wordpress","title":"Don't Drink That Cocktail\u2014Throw It! - Norton Creek Press","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"VIw7eTZBYD\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nortoncreekpress.com\/wordpress\/dont-drink-that-cocktail-throw-it\/\">Don&#8217;t Drink That Cocktail\u2014Throw It!<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nortoncreekpress.com\/wordpress\/dont-drink-that-cocktail-throw-it\/embed\/#?secret=VIw7eTZBYD\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Don&#8217;t Drink That Cocktail\u2014Throw It!&#8221; &#8212; Norton Creek Press\" data-secret=\"VIw7eTZBYD\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.nortoncreekpress.com\/wordpress\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"This was my first-ever full-length paid article. From The Dragon Magazine, Issue #40, August 1980 Don&#8217;t Drink That Cocktail\u2014Throw It! by Robert Plamondon Festus the Dwarf kicks open the wide door of the bandits\u2019 dun\u00adgeon home and throws in two molotov cocktails, burning one of the twelve bandits to death and wounding two more. Right &hellip; Continue reading \"\"","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.nortoncreekpress.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Dragon-40-cocktail-1024x485.jpg"}